미드 프렌즈 영어 공부 - 1화 대본 (#1~19)

#1 Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

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#2 Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

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#3 Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

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#4 Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

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#5 Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

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#6 Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

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#7 All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

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#8 Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

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#9 Joey: Instead of...?

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#10 Chandler: That's right.

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#11 Joey: Never had that dream.

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#12 Phoebe: No.

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#13 Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

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#14 Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

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#15 Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

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[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]

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#16 Ross: (mortified) Hi.

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#17 Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

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#18 Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

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#19 Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.